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THINGS I LIKE:

JACKING OFF AND CUMMING INSIDE MYSELF

DRINKING COORS LIGHT BY MYSELF

DRAWING SANTA KLAUS GETTING HUNG FROM A TREE

GREEN LIGHTS

FREE SAMPLE CUPS FROM FROYO

GIRLS WITH NO MAKEUP

GIRLS WITH MAKEUP

BOOBS

MORE BOOBS

BOOBIES

ASS CHEEKS

RIPPING PAGES OUT MY BIBLE AND GLUING THEM TO MY PAINTINGS

PIZZA

PESTO

EGGS WITH MELTED CHEESE

TORTILLAS

BROKEN GLASS IN EMPTY PARKING LOTS

PEEING IN THE RAIN

PEEING IN THE SHOWER

DARK BLUE

PICASSO'S BLUE PAINTINGS

ANGRY GORILLAS

STUPID JOKES

LAUGHING AT STUPID PEOPLE

TUNA SANDWICH WITH EXTRA SIRACHHA AT SUBWAY

WATER CUPS WITH LEMONADE

SOY SAUCE ON  MY RICE

SPICY SHIT

MY MOMS TIGHT HUGS

RICK AND MORTY

BREAKFAST FOR DINNER

PUTTING PANTIES ON MY HEAD

GIVING AWAY MY PAINTINGS TO COOL PEOPLE

DRAWING ON EVERYTHING

DRAWING BOOBS DURING CHURCH

NEON LIGHTS

BATHROOM GRAFFITTI

RICH PEOPLE THAT DRESS RETARDED

FILLING UP MY GAS TANK WHEN IT'S POURING RAIN OUTSIDE

PAYING MY RENT ON TIME

HIDING MY MONEY SO IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STEAL FROM ME THEY'LL NEVER FIND IT

KILLING PEOPLE BEFORE THEY KILL ME

GETTING DRUNK AND WRITING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

PUTTING MY DICK IN YOUR PUSSY

PRAYING THAT JESUS WILL GO TO HOOTERS WITH ME ONE DAY

TAKING A SHIT BEFORE I SHOWER

WHEN MY BEST FRIEND CALLS ME TO SEE HOW I'M DOING

HAVING WET DREAMS THAT NEVER EVER END

WAKING UP STILL DRUNK

SWEATING DURING SEX

LAUGHING DURING A LAP DANCE

OFFENDING PEOPLE THAT ARE SUPER SERIOUS

PLAYING INSTRUMENTS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY

DRAWING VEINY DICKS

CLAM CHOWDER WITH EXTRA OYSTER CRACKERS IN A BREAD BOWL

CRACKING MY PHONE SCREEN AND KNOWING I HAVE MONEY TO FIX IT

NOT BEING IN JAIL

FRENCH FRIES WITH RANCH

COPYING OTHER PEOPLE AND CLAIMING IT AS MY OWN

DRAWING FOR 2 HOURS AND THEN RIPPING UP THAT DRAWING

FINGERING A WET PUSSY

ECHOS LIVE IN POMPEI BY PINK FLOYD

MAC DEMARCO ALBUM 2

WARNING BY BIGGIE SMALLS

HIT FROM THE BOW BY ARSONIST GET ALL THE GIRLS

THE BEE GEES

JOHN FRUSCIANTE

RADIOHEAD WHEN I'M DEPRESSED

HALL AND OATS, I CAN'T GO FOR THAT

BEASTIE BOYS

FATHER JOHN MISTY LYRICS

GRACE

WHEN GIRLS SEND ME NUDES

WHEN GIRLS ASK ME TO DRAW THEM BUT I NEVER DO IT

PAINTING WITH MY FINGERS

LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHO TAKE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES DURING CONCERTS

WRITING SHIT JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

FLIPPING OFF THE REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR

PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE BLOGS AND WRITE STUPID SHIT