#15

so far in my 22 years of #existance I've dated 2 #gurls. there are 2 types of girls: most "#normal" girls want to settle down with a nice, good looking, charming dude who will fuck them real good and procreate a wonderful, bea-ut-I-ful ##FAMly. it's the #american dream. you see it everywhere, those people usually live in the #suburbs driving at least one sports car or SUV. then you have your #wackjobs, like me, who want to run shit. but let's be honest, #woMEN who want to be #independant are very depressed/lonely bitches. they want to be hot shit. that's great, but even Nikki minaj needs a good dick after a while. if you want to be a #CEO or some sort of powerfully adjusted women in this #SOciety, let's cum clean. your going to be #miserable. I gaurantee you'll be rich, there's no question about that. but you'll be feeding yourself and only #yo-self at your 5 star #dinnerz. i'm not even drunk yet but that's ok. i meet most #girlz on #tinder. i've probably matched with over 500 #woMEN on that fucking app. but like most good things in my #lyfe, i always sabotage (#beastieboys) the good girls. i remember in 2014 i met a cute 19 year old name "tianna." she was cute and blonde andd sweet and didn't say much. she was happy and things were good. i also met a girl from #stanford who i fell in #luv wiff in on halloween. she wouldn've been the #purfect girl friend. "tianna" was cool and i always talked to her. she made me feel good but i just got bored. she never had anything to say and her only answer was "i dont know." so i wrote her a dirty letter about how stupid she was and we broke off.  when i was 18 i dated a gurl named "holly." i fell in luve but this time i was the boring one. she #dumped me and i cried like a lil' biatchhhhhh. here's the thing #wordsofwizdom, FEELINGS COME AND GO. NOTHING LASTS 4EVA. you might luvvvvvvvvv your gurl today, but tomorrow you might realize that shit is fucking stagnant and boring and mundane and cookie cutter, square bear. at that point you can dump them or #force yourself to stay #cummited, and later get dumpedddd, like me, don't get dumped, be the dumpER. if your reading this shitstorm, i'm glad you can make time for me in yo lyfe, cause i probably won't make thyme for you, unless your initials are D.B. so "tianna" was great but she lived 40 min away from me and didn't have a car or a license. so that was a bitch. i told her to take her permit test but she never got on it. we got in a fight and things got weird. she had a lot of guy friends, but i wasn't down for that. i know how guyz are, they're fucking horn-dogz just like me. so when she told me she was going to dinner with John, i was not diggin it. fuck that. at this point most of my "friends" havve abandoned ship. but that's ok. i like it like that. most people are fucking lame, but so am i. i still paint and draw everyday, nothing new there. i just got laid off my job so i'm pretty #drunk. sometimez i pray to #gawd but most of the time it's just me talking to myself. at the end of the day, no one can save you, you can only save yo-self. you got to be selFISH. if yoou're goal in lyfe is to get married and have kids and do exactly as my parents did, i encourage you to do it. just don't get divorced cause then you'll be another statistic in this fucked up country. most girls i meet are on tinder, just like the girl below. i met her on #NYE2016 at a bar in mountain view. i showed up by myself and was already tipsy. she was with a group of friends so i def felt like the 6th wheel. but #fuckit, i was there for some #2016 pussy. i missed the drop of #NYE because i was smoking a cigareete with some indians out front. tinder girl was blowing up my phone cause she didn't have a #NYEkiss. so i went inside and made out wiff her. then i made out wiff a 30-sumthing year old i met in line. but girls that are with their friends always fuck shit up. the chemistry is there but the friends always COCKBLOCK. me and "marin" aka, NYE Tinder gurl made out and she danced all over my dick. she was very sexy and turned me on the whole night, but her friends kept interupting. so i bounced and she kissed me goodbye and went home #homeiswhereyoumakeit. 3 dayz later she texts me at 3AM asking if i was still awake. like most girls i've met, in the beginning they always say "i'm not that kind of girl." but in this case, no means #yes. she caved in and spread her legs wide open on my twin sized bed. i'm getting a boner just thinking about it. i'm in a public library so i'm sure all these fucks behind me are reading this shit, but #fuckit. i ate her out, #micah'ssextip. she was a very loud girl but it turned me on even more. i'm sure my neighbors woke up and pressed their ears against the walls. she wanted me to go #RAWdog but as you know from #micah'ssextip, ALWAYS WRAP UP. i put a wrap on and anytime i came close to cumming, i pulled out and played wiff her #tits. i was completely sober and half asleep, but the sex was dope. she was reallllyyyyy kinky. she rode me, i rode her, then doggy, then climax. but like MOST good things in my life, i completely fucked it allllllll up immediately. i put some pants on cuz i didn't want her looking at my small #dick and then told her how i made out with another girl at the bar on #NYE2016. i told it as a joke but she didn't find it funny so she got up and left.. i went to bed and haven't talked to her since. a part of me feels bad but i think that's just my guilty conscience. that's what happens when you have a suppressive childhood. everything you do feels like you're doing wrong. everything you fucking do is a sin and #devilswork. but i realized sex is sex, but most women think it's a sort of #love thing. then they call me an #asshoole and then i get drunk to wipeaway the bullshit. but that's life. that's my life. i'm not looking for a girlfriend. i plan on being #SINGLE for the next 10 years. but my #art is only going to get better, unless i die #yung of course. i find it funny that a lot of people read this shit. people love to drive by accidents and keep driving. my life is a big accident that everyone wants to peek at. but that's ok too. i fucking hate you, but i luve you eveeeennnnnnn moreeeeee. #justsayin #butseriously

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