#11

The best part about having a small penis is that you have to work TWICE as hard to please a woman, aka, your mom(jk but not really). there's nothing worst than having a big dick and not knowing how to swing that shit in a pussy. i was always a nervous wreck when it came to women. i knew that I never could have a one night stand/hookup because i would only last 2 minutes before my lil' D blew a load. plus, Doctor always said to wear a condom, but what's a nig supposed to do when he can't find his size at the local Walmart?? I'll tell you what you do, you explore the deep depths of the Amazon.com and you buy a 50 pack of Irongrip condoms to wrap your lil' Deck. I remember when I had my first girlfriend named 'Sara.' she was freaky and wanted to #fuck all the time. but I was dealt the wrong cards by the gracious GAWD above and never pulled my dick out for the entire 3 months we dated. matter of fact she had to just stick her hand inside my pants and grab my dick and start jerking it. I came on her hand and her parents were in the other room. after i broke up with her she texted me soon after "you have a tiny dick ;)" i swore from that day I would NEVER have another #gf. I would find my #onetruelove and she would #acceptme for who I am(aka the bullshit fantasy your raised to believe). that was my plan. so for the next 2 years I worked out every fucking day and fasted every day to try and get skinny aka #6packabs. I was a very well groomed, sexy lil bastard who still prayed to JAH that I would wake up with another inch to my dick. the worst part of high school was football. i fucking hated that shit. some old fucking guys who had nothing better to do then bitch me around and tell me how to properly throw another man to the ground. that's not even the worst part. the worst part was after the games/practice when we cleaned up and got undressed in the locker room. I was very late to #pew-bur -tee and my shriveled balls were clean as a babies bottom. while everyone was swinging their dicks around and cracking jokes about whose was longer, I quickly changed and smelled like ass the rest of the night because I was too embarrassed to take a shower. Allah always deals me the wrong cards, but you know what you do with that shit, you EXPLODE! After high school I had sex for the first time with a girl named 'holly.' It was good but I couldn't hold back and came within 30 seconds. while she walked around naked I pulled up my boxers and hid my shit. I usually made sure the lights were off when we had any sexual encounter. we fucked and she gave me bj's and we were in #love #luv. but I refused to take showers with her, that would be too much exposure. when she broke my #gippy #lil' #basketcase heart, I didn't have sex for an entire year. I went back into my hole and thought building a #hotbod would bring the pussy back. but I bounced and went to New York. my #hornyheart wasn't enough to get the camp coucelors I worked with and you have no time to clean up your pubes when your sleeping in a fucking tent in the woods. so I made out and put my hands in some places but no pussy. I remember leaving the camp site and the head counselor asked my how many girls I slept with, I made up some bullshit answer and she told me she slept with 3 dudes. I was fucking embarrassed. she had huge tits though so it was nice. bottom line, I was too nice, #niceguysfinishdeadlast #always. so what's a lil' 3.5 inch(maybe 4)dick do,  he goes on a rampage. I hitchhike through Canada with my dick in my hand ready to stick it into any hole, #fuckit, #butalwayshaveyourirongripcondoms. I met a French girl in Montreal and we got it on twice. she was very romantic and young and innocent. i do miss her, but not really. anyways, she was great, but this was when I finally had the "ahaaa" moment. I was tired of cumming before the girl got any #satisfaction, #rollingstones. so from that day on I promised myself to ALWAYS please the women before you even pull your dick out. this goes for ALL you douche dicks. Put your fucking dick away and tear her pussy up. you can google all the #Spider-Man technique and all that bullshit, but you won't learn shit until you get your #sausagefingers in that wet pussy. if she's not wet when you put your fingers in, you're moving too fast. she should be leaking like a #brokenfaucet. then, that's when you penetrate, fingers first ALWAYS. If you want to be #machoman #alphamale shit, then just pull your noodle dick out and put her on her knees. but nigs like me don't have those #pornstardicks gifted from the heavens. So now let's get real, #timefortherealshit #therealestreal ##thetruesttruth. Look, I don't know how many times I've said it, but I don't have a BIG COCK, but you know what, to this day, I can please ANY woman! GAURANTEED or your money back* I can make any girl cum before me, the problem now is trying to get me to cum. when you're dick is so small that it slips out mid-fuck, you turn the tables and you find a new strategy. Powerfuck, finger blast, 69er, analpump, do WHATEVER it takes to make that bitch feel GREAT, not good, GREAT! If she doesn't feel GREAT, you failed. at the end of the day, sex is sex is sex is sex. you're not going to go to hell if you have sex #guilttripsincechildhood. nowadays I don't keep up much with my #fitNESS but I've already done that shit, it's overrated and another HIGH for addicts who have nothing else to do. if you want to be skinny, stop eating #wordup. I'm going off subject. because it's #thanksGIVING and I'm #thankFULL, I want to thank #JAH#GAWD #ALLAH #G-SUS for my "tiny dick." you can call me a dirty #whore, but I don't mind cause my #dickdonthink, it just goes. but ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS #3X wear a condom (irongrip) and pullout WAY b4 you feel your dick throb. NEVER cum inside, just don't do it. #nike says just do it, but I'm telling you, DONT do it. ALSO, don't b #stewpid and get AIDS. Good luck with that. If your going to fuck, go all out or not at all. Size don't fucking matter, just ask the stripper a few posts down, she sure didn't mind a lil' dick blowing her shit up. If your a chick reading this, I welcome you, but leave your drama elsewhere, noBODY likes drama, not even yo mama. I'm out. I love you always and #4eva

when drunk college girls are horny

when drunk college girls are horny

ALWAYS bring condoms

ALWAYS bring condoms

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notes left in her homework

notes left in her homework