When you go to the strip club ALWAYS remember to turn off your flash. Especially if your creepin hard behind the first row. Strippers HATE pictures. Put your phone away and pull out those bills (cream). always go in to the club a little buzzed, it's never fun when your sober...like most things in life. don't sit in the front row, you're asking to get it. If you're a regular, make sure to buy a lap dance! If you can't afford it, you shouldn't be there in the first place. If it's your birthday, shave your pubes. If your a girl in the club, take out your rubber Tits. if your there for entertainment, just keep laughing