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life is been good. but there's always something to complain about. i get so depressed sometimes. i fucking go crazy. this feels like therapy for me. a way to escape. it seems that i'm always escaping. trying to run from something. but aren't we all. today i had sex 3 times. i couldn't cum, so jacked off instead. i came all over the bed and then ate shrimp tacos and orange sauce. it was good, but not as good as "la vics." i've been painting a lot lately. 

been playing a lot of guitar lately. wrote like 4 songs with a few friends of mine and we got a demo on cd. it sounds good for being recorded with a cell phone. santa cruz is a good place to make music. there is something in the air. 

i started driving for uber again, january is always a tough month for me. trying to hustle is stay alive in the bay area. san jose isn't cheap, but california is pretty expensive in general. sometimes i  feel like leaving it all. quit my job and go hitchhike across china. fuck society, just go do my own thing. traveling is fun, but you get a little lost. when i hitchhiked across canada, everyday is an adventure. there's nothing better than waking up on the couch of some local snowboarders whose house sits in front of mountain of snow. i'll try to find pictures. canada was fucking awesome. i would recommend everyone go there once in their life. montreal was my favorite. banff is a must see. calgary was awesome too.

 

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At the the end of the day, nobody gives a fuck about you. it's only you in the end. life is a joke, the only thing that is interesting is sex and creativity. fuck everything else. god doesn't even care what you do, it's only you beating off in the corner. do whatever the fuck you want to do. fuck your parents. fuck your sister, brother, fuck everyone. do what the fuck you want. if you're afraid to break the rules your a pussy. a big bitch. there's nothing holding you back besides you're bitch ass worries. if you don't want to be a slave, don't be one. don't be a bitch. life is a joke. everyone wants you to fail, nobody cares what you do. just go do something. burn the house down and get the fuck out. don't have kids. don't do it. once you have kids you're trapped. just wait. wait 20 years and then give it a thought. don't be a cunt. be nice to people that are good to you. fuck the haters. fuck your friends. go do what you want. go do it by yourself. isolation is the key. don't be afraid to be alone. express yourself fully. break from the shackles and be honest. brutal honesty will hurt anyone, but it's better than being a fake ass, piece of shit liar. if you don't like someone, be straight up. don't be a faggot and pretend to be friends with fake ass people. they will only tear you down in the end. everyone dies in the end, so it doesn't really matter anyway. no one can save you, you can only save yourself. turn off your tv and go express yourself. take your daily bullshit and anger and joy and happiness and unleash it all. go build something. go start a company. stop being an asshole, go rape life. rape life so hard that it explodes on your little dick. fuck em all. nobody actually cares. 

 

 

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THINGS I LIKE:

JACKING OFF AND CUMMING INSIDE MYSELF

DRINKING COORS LIGHT BY MYSELF

DRAWING SANTA KLAUS GETTING HUNG FROM A TREE

GREEN LIGHTS

FREE SAMPLE CUPS FROM FROYO

GIRLS WITH NO MAKEUP

GIRLS WITH MAKEUP

BOOBS

MORE BOOBS

BOOBIES

ASS CHEEKS

RIPPING PAGES OUT MY BIBLE AND GLUING THEM TO MY PAINTINGS

PIZZA

PESTO

EGGS WITH MELTED CHEESE

TORTILLAS

BROKEN GLASS IN EMPTY PARKING LOTS

PEEING IN THE RAIN

PEEING IN THE SHOWER

DARK BLUE

PICASSO'S BLUE PAINTINGS

ANGRY GORILLAS

STUPID JOKES

LAUGHING AT STUPID PEOPLE

TUNA SANDWICH WITH EXTRA SIRACHHA AT SUBWAY

WATER CUPS WITH LEMONADE

SOY SAUCE ON  MY RICE

SPICY SHIT

MY MOMS TIGHT HUGS

RICK AND MORTY

BREAKFAST FOR DINNER

PUTTING PANTIES ON MY HEAD

GIVING AWAY MY PAINTINGS TO COOL PEOPLE

DRAWING ON EVERYTHING

DRAWING BOOBS DURING CHURCH

NEON LIGHTS

BATHROOM GRAFFITTI

RICH PEOPLE THAT DRESS RETARDED

FILLING UP MY GAS TANK WHEN IT'S POURING RAIN OUTSIDE

PAYING MY RENT ON TIME

HIDING MY MONEY SO IF ANYBODY TRIES TO STEAL FROM ME THEY'LL NEVER FIND IT

KILLING PEOPLE BEFORE THEY KILL ME

GETTING DRUNK AND WRITING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

PUTTING MY DICK IN YOUR PUSSY

PRAYING THAT JESUS WILL GO TO HOOTERS WITH ME ONE DAY

TAKING A SHIT BEFORE I SHOWER

WHEN MY BEST FRIEND CALLS ME TO SEE HOW I'M DOING

HAVING WET DREAMS THAT NEVER EVER END

WAKING UP STILL DRUNK

SWEATING DURING SEX

LAUGHING DURING A LAP DANCE

OFFENDING PEOPLE THAT ARE SUPER SERIOUS

PLAYING INSTRUMENTS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY

DRAWING VEINY DICKS

CLAM CHOWDER WITH EXTRA OYSTER CRACKERS IN A BREAD BOWL

CRACKING MY PHONE SCREEN AND KNOWING I HAVE MONEY TO FIX IT

NOT BEING IN JAIL

FRENCH FRIES WITH RANCH

COPYING OTHER PEOPLE AND CLAIMING IT AS MY OWN

DRAWING FOR 2 HOURS AND THEN RIPPING UP THAT DRAWING

FINGERING A WET PUSSY

ECHOS LIVE IN POMPEI BY PINK FLOYD

MAC DEMARCO ALBUM 2

WARNING BY BIGGIE SMALLS

HIT FROM THE BOW BY ARSONIST GET ALL THE GIRLS

THE BEE GEES

JOHN FRUSCIANTE

RADIOHEAD WHEN I'M DEPRESSED

HALL AND OATS, I CAN'T GO FOR THAT

BEASTIE BOYS

FATHER JOHN MISTY LYRICS

GRACE

WHEN GIRLS SEND ME NUDES

WHEN GIRLS ASK ME TO DRAW THEM BUT I NEVER DO IT

PAINTING WITH MY FINGERS

LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHO TAKE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES DURING CONCERTS

WRITING SHIT JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

FLIPPING OFF THE REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR

PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE BLOGS AND WRITE STUPID SHIT 

 

 

 

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I'm writing this shit even though i have to pee really bad. so bad that i'm crossing my legs. i'm dripping from the tip of my dick. but that's ok. i always make it. if not, i just pissed myself. 

my hands always shake when i write. my head can't turn off, sometimes i think about going to walmart and buying one of those 9 inch blades and stabbing myself in the chest. but i'm a big pussy. i would overdose before piercing my skin. 

i always think about death. sometimes i think earth is hell. i remember my dad telling me that heaven wasn't on earth, it's after death. so maybe if i die i can go to heaven sooner. i've always thought that. what's the point of being here if life after death is sooooooo much better?

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donald trump is the answer. he will solve my problems, i know it. he is the answer to all my prayers. he can't be stopped. after all, hilary is not the best to represent america. trump screams the american way. greed and never ending thirst for money. everyone bitches and complains about him being our new president but deep down, every american is just like that fuck face. always wanting more. always want to be in power. any person that tells you they don't care about money is fucking bullshit. i remember 3 or 4 years ago i told myself i was going to be homeless and hitchhike across a country. i really didn't give a fuck about money then. canadians are much calmer people. they aren't as fucked as americans. but that's why america is #1. we are so fucked up in the head, we DESERVE attention. we put on a show for the rest of the world to see. every super model that posts their tits on instagram is just as hungry for attention as donald trump is to be president. don't get it twisted. if you don't like it, get the fuck out. most people want to play stupid like americans actually are good people, fuck that. you want to see a good person, go to a 3rd world country and visit a deserted town of poor people. money is the root of all evil. but that's why we crave it, we here cause we have nothing better to do. you can either kill yourself or play the game. 

i still got to piss. but not as much now. it's  going back into my body. i sometimes wonder if my mom ever reads this shit. they told me that once i supported myself i could do whatever i wanted, so i guess everything worked out. i never wanted to be told what to do when i was growing up. my parents really didn't teach me what making money was all about. my grandma really fucked me up with all her religious shit. it makes sense that she lives out of her mini van reading a bible all day. i love her more than anyone, but she is really off the grid. not as delusional as i am though. 

i just got my wisdom tooth pulled out the other day. it sucked dick but the nurse was hot. she had the greatest smile and while they shot 3 massive needles into my gums, i just thought about her smile. it was so comforting. but i felt bad for her too. why did she want to watch kids get there teeth pulled out all day? was that really what she wanted to do? i don't fucking know, but her smile was flawless. she never stopped smiling. so i only got one tooth pulled out but that was enough to know how fucked up the process is. a 40 something year old white dude with thick hairy fingers sticked surgical tools down your mouth scraping away the gums with a scalpel and blinding lights in your face. they gave me some headphones and i listened to the bee gees. but that didn't help. my mom even paid the extra $100 for nitrous gas. that didn't do much either. i felt bad and was in excruciating pain. it ended up being one of my worst days in a long time. i get really angry when my mom goes out of her way for me. i love my mom, but i just don't know how to accept her love. she has a huge heart and i push her out the way when she opens up to me. she surprised me the other day by sending $40 to my bank account with out telling me. i was furious, i almost cursed her out. i just want to do it all myself. theres a monster in me that wants nothing to do with my family. but every time I'm with them i feel better. isolation will destroy anyone. i'm nearly finished with the 30 pain killers my dentist gave me. it's been less than a week. it makes your head really foggy and everything goes numb. feels great. 

i've been eating chocolate pudding and jello everyday. it's nice and reminds me of being a irresponsible kid again, but i also haven't shit in 3 days because of it. there's no food in my stomach. which reminds me, i'm getting pretty fat again. i haven't worked out in probably 3 months. i go on runs now and then but people that run the trail by my house are usually old white rich people, and it makes me even more depressed. 

i'm 23 years old and i've never shot a gun in my life. just the other day my good friend took me out to shoot his rifle, pistol, and AR-15. it was a lot louder than i thought it'd be. guns are fucking powerful, i can see how people become obsessed. i have horrible aim and can't keep one eye closed to save my life. every time i would try and look through the scope, my opposite eye would stay open and the eye looking through the peep hole would stay closed. it was fucked. luckily my friend is very patient. it also didn't help that i have the shivers so my hands are naturally very shaky. i also just ate an edible so it was all fucked up. but i didn't kill myself so it's all good. 

if i was president i would make college free and put politicians through music school and make the greatest orchestra ever known to man. i would have grand ballrooms all across the world that would showcase the United States of America Rainbow Gubble Smosh Band. Tickets would be free and pizza would be passed out throughout the entire crowd. I would  bring Jimi Hendrix and 2 pac back to life and have them duet as the opening act. Jackson pollock and mark rothko would interpret the music through live paintings for the deaf people in the crowd. Jesus would dance on glasses of champagne and pass them out to the public. When the concert was over everyone would party aboard the Trans-45 Digi Splock Train cross the entire country till the sun went down. 

Got to go pee now.

 

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it's a nice day here in san jose. going to buy myself a sports team one day. i hate sports but that's ok. cause if donald trump can become president, so can i. i wonder how often donald got made fun of in elementary school? a name like donald doesn't roll off the tongue that well when your 9 years old. i guess donald duck works. 

3 little birds sit at my doorstep, wondering when they're going to get laid. one thing that makes me angry is fat people. i really don't like fat people whose stomach touches the stirring wheel. i just want to punch a tree when i see it. maybe mcdonalds has something to do with donald trump. maybe cheeseburgers and wigs have something in common. 

when i put my penis in a vagina, it's a lot of fun. because of my lack of patience, i always want to power fuck. i want to sweat and feel like i climbed a mountain. i want her to not feel anything, after all, with a penis my size i doubt you feel very much. love is like sex. it's always great till your mom walks in. i've never had it happen to me but i'm sure i'd be great. from then on you would never be as humiliated as you did in that moment. that reminds me of that time i walked into my parents room but naked. i was sleepwalking in the middle of the night and walked into there bedroom asking to use their bathroom. i don't remember much, but later i found out i pulled out my little penis and everyone saw. my size isn't as embarrassing as was my pubic bush i had been growing for the pas t 3 months. 

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but I'm still alive. it sucks knowing i couldn't always be a good son. but that just gets depressing. and there's nothing good about depression besides late night milkshakes that put you fast asleep. i hope you read this mom, and know that I'm pretty happy right now. i know this all sounds crazy, but you know i'm a little crazy. but that's ok. from now on lets grab hands and celebrate with a field trip to banff. i know the best hiking trail there. i would love to show you but I'm busy writing pushing these black and white keys. I'm busy and always will be. i dream of being just like an ant that never stops moving. just keeps crawling through your pantry and eating all your ritz crackers and cinnamon toast crunch. sugar makes the world go round and it keeps me sane. 

being sober is nice. october is even nicer. oil on canvas is nicest. 

DRIP DROP A CAMEL LOST HIS TOE--WHAT DO YOU KNOW--ANOTHER HOE WITH NO PLACE TO GO-- EASY TO BE A CAMEL WHEN YOU DON'T SHOW--LEAVING A SPACE BETWEEN THE NOTES--OBAMA IS NICE--BUT IM NICER--DRINKING POWDER GATORADE IN THE BACK OF YOUR JEEP---NEVER TASTED BETTER--ITS ALL CUPCAKES FROM HERE ON--AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE A HARD ON-- KISSING A FROG--IN THE FOG--BEHIND THE LOG FOREST-- RESTORE US-- CAUSE JESUS AINT NO BUSTER RYHMES--LAUGHING LIKE A LION--I CAN ALMOST SEE JEWS-- WHAT A FUN TIME THAT WOULD BE-- LIVING THE DREAM WITH MY HAPPILY PLANTED SESAME SEEDS-- COME SEE THE TRUMPET PLAY WITH HIMSELF-- BEE KEEPER NAME IS JOSEPH--BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT--PIZZA IS IMPORTANT AND I'M GOING GO GET ME SOME OF THAT PIZZA--PIZZA BOY SIGNS OFF

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The first time I went to jail I was 20 years old. I never got raped but the sheriff did call me the angry, "Jesus of Nazareth" . jail isn't that bad, the  shitty part is your around a bunch of other weird fucking dudes. There's not one inch of pussy around, and the closest thing you get to women is either Spanish soap operas aka novela's or maybe some side boob from dancing with the stars. besides that, it's a bunch of wack jobs who got caught stealing 100 packs of cigarettes, or some corporate dude who finally got caught for fraudulent activity, the worse is when they lock up the homeless just for being a street bum. they smell like ass. my memory is sort of fuzzy now that I'm 22 years old, but you do get fed at least one cheese sandwich with a mayo package each day, you also get a mini tube of toothpaste and a kids toothbrush. you also get one of those pencils you use at miniture golfing and a few scraps of paper. you wear a orange shirt and sweat pants and long socks with slippers, that was the best part. Jail is t that bad because if your in a dorm, there's always shit going on. When you get tired of eating the square meals each day, there's a priced menu of different snacks and shit you can buy, but you need money connected with the jail. sometimes you'd see a group of Mexicans playing cards on the floor and barter each other for their food. that's about as exciting as it gets, there's no windows and it's all cement walls. it's always cold and if your new to the jail they usually give you a hard time. random people would come up to me and ask me questions about my life and how I got locked up. some people act hard ass and some people do push-ups all day. and there's always some pale ass white kid who sleeps all fucking day. he'll be the last one to role call and even skips his meals. you have a bed time every night and wake up a certain time too. I never got any sleep the short time I was there. there's always a fat fuck who snores so loud, and because it's a closed in box, it echoes. during that time I would count the number of lines carved in my bed of how long people were there for, I think the most was 25 lines. But it's usually cause people are always moving around , or they just give up counting. the shittiest part about jail is not spreading your legs and lifting up your balls for the sheriff, but not knowing when your going to get out. No one tells you shit and anyone that knows me knows I have 0 patience for most things. I felt like I was dying! I just wanted to get the fuck out and go eat a cheeseburger, ANYTHING was better than jail. All of your freedom is taken away and you do exactly as your told. if you dare disobey the rules, be ready for solitary confinement. the sheriffs are fucking assholes and make you feel like shit. while your in line they'll crack jokes about you and you can't say shit back. The showers are open and the one toilet in the dorm is covered with a tiny shower curtain.  they don't give you soap, you have to buy it. the reason I got arrested in the first place was because I stole some groceries from whole foods and ended up getting caught. during the time, I was doing a lot of drugs including pills, hash, cocaine, acid, shrooms, and smoking weed and drinking all the time. idleness is the devils workshop! When I have nothing to do, I always do stupid shit. I got away with stealing food all the time. I would bring my own bag and fill it up with the best shit. sushi, burritos, chicken, pasta, eggs, cake, etc.  then I would bring an old receipt and make a lap around the store. when it was busy it was the best cause all the registers were full anyways and I would say fuck it and walk out the store. I did this for many weeks, even though I had money, I just didn't care. I was anti everyone and did whatever the tuck I wanted. then one day, I think it was a Monday or Wednesday, I walked in and did my regular routine. filled my bags, walked down a few isles and pulled out an old Walmart receipt and walked out the door. I was stoked, another free lunch in the bag. I'm literally walking up to my car when a hand grabs me by the shoulder to turn me around. it was a casually dressed, milk chocolate looking black dude who turned me around and asked " are you going to pay for those?" I kept walking as he followed me " yes, who the fuck are you?!" That's when I should've dropped the bag and took off. He pulled out a badge and some dinky ass plastic cuffs. He said follow me, and that's when I went crazy. I started cursing and yelling "your not a cop! What's your fucking badge number?! You can't arrest me! Who the fuck are you?! You can't just walk up to me and grab me!!" He was taken back by my aggression and immediately cuffed me. He brought me back into the whole foods and everyone shopping stopped to look at me walking to the back of the store. My blood was pumping like crazy and I kept trying to fight him off with my words. I couldn't believe this was happening. It felt like a fucking movie. Long story short, he ended up calling the city police because I would not calm down. I threatened the employees who were trying to question me and I told the "secret shopper," that I would come after him. When the cops get there it was a man and a women. I just wanted to get the fuck out of the handcuffs but they wouldn't budge. the cops interrogated me and recorded the whole interaction. basically they got me to tell on myself and I was arrested on the spot for burglary, which for those of you who don't know is a criminal offense and a felony. when they patted me down and checked my pockets they also found something else that ended up ruining my life....I'm tired so I'll tell you more later

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#19

when it cums to life, there's no balance. you pick a side. every fucking day i see people on social media exagerrate such a happy, care free lifestyle, but that's a fucking joke. you're life can't be as awesome as mine and still not be miserable. i spend most my time either #painting or #drinking a tall can or bottle. i might not have much for you happy-go-lucky positive #fuckfaces, but i will guanrantee that i'm the most honest person you'll ever encounter. i just spent an hour typing a post and accedently deleted the whole thing, so now i'm starting over. as for #art, most artists today are fucking pussies. it's all bullshit . damien hirst fucking sucks. jeff koons is gayyyyyyyyy. there's nothing creative or innovative about your shit. fuck you and your boring style. as for me, there is no style, i express myself fully and do whatever the fuck i want on the canvas. if my entire existence was based on making money, i'd be the richest mother fucker alive. ive been offered multiple times to have sex with men, i remember about a year ago a middle aged-pill head offered me $500 to suck MY dick. of course i entertained the thought, after all, nobody would know and $500 is $500. but i said fuck off and that was that. however, if i was a women, i'd be the biggest fucking whore and sell the shit out of my body. you either go ALL IN or not at all. i'm going to vent because i have nothing better to do, and it makes me feel better. when i was 19 or 20 i hitchiked across the country from new york to california. that was when i first realized i had an addiction problem. i ate the shittiest food and smoked weed and drank all the time because in canada you could get into bars at 18. i also went on a sex spreee fucking as much as i could. for most of my teens i supressed my sex life and thought i'd go to hell for #fucking before marriage. however, after a handful of one night stands i'm still alive. nonetheless, i also learned that all people care about is #money #dinero . the best part of my life is that i don't owe a fucking dime to anyone. you can call me out all you want, but most of you fuckers are working to simply pay off your bullshit debt. you fell for the fucking system and now your a modern day #SLAVE! the jokes on you, not me. as for you rich kids with wealthy parents, keep sucking daddy's dick cause even that shit will run out. must be nice to eat from a golden spoon. my parents raised me the best they could and i'm thankful, but nonetheless they are still dissappointed in my choices. my bio-logical dad bounced to be a #musician, that's why I have 2 last names. my step dad and mother raised me most of their 20's and 30's. i fight there words too much and don't consider their christian ways anymore. the bible says, "obey your mother and father." That's where I fucked up.  i'm a free man and can bounce out of this shit hole when ever i want, but why am i still here? i don't fucking know. maybe cause i think california is not worth leaving, but there's so much more cooler shit out there. as for art, i'm still going all in. you fuckers want a good graphic designer, go to your local state college and you can easily find a fuck face who will make the perfect typography for your new fashioned business plan. i'm not here to paint commissions, i do what i want whenever the fuck i want. because of that, i've diggin myself a hole from the rest of the world. As #bukowski says, isolation is key.  i've always admired jesus christ, maybe that's sum deep subconcious shit. but nonethless, jesus went all in and never led up. you can kick me out of my own house, you can take all my money, but i never give in, unless im drunk. and even that where's away. i got 10 minutes left to say my shit before the library kicks me out. if you're looking to make a a lot of money in life, i can tell you exactly what you need to do, you need to be a whore and suck everyones #dick. that's the #secret. you can't think for yourself, you got to do exactly what your told, spoon to mouth. sort of what barrack obama is doing with all our bullshit requests of the #president. miley cyrus put her ass up on public television and now she's the richest teenager alive. that's what it takes. you go ALL in. stick your #dick as far up that wet pussy as you kan and explode. throw your dick on the table and fuck the world. after reading many #philosophies i've cultivated my own: you either get raped by life, or you get up and #rape life. it's your choice. either get a dick up your ass or you do the #fucking. as for me, i'm going to continue to rape life till that shit dies out. till its a dead corpse. look out #hollywood here i cummmmmmmmmmm. anddd always remember, don't be stupid, ALWAYS PULL OUT! Wordzz mean nut-hinggg

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#16

ohhhh how I luvvvvvvv #woMEN

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this is rianna, I'm sure I wrote about her down below but it looks like it's time for an update. this time last year I was dating rianna whom I met off #tinder. she was more of a lil' sibling then a gf but I was single so I went with it. mind you I had just gotten out of jail and was actively drinking and going to the strip club almost every weekend. I had a shit ton of money then. I was not fond of driving half and hour every time to see her so I told her to look into getting her license. she didn't like that and through a fit. I told her early on in the relationship that I didn't have an Instagram, but one day she saw me browsing through the Instagram feed and got pissed. here's the truth, during the time I made an Instagram for only my art, it wasn't even my real name, I used the name "zebratears" and made sure no one knew who I was. I didn't follow friends or family, only artists that I liked, so I didn't want anyone knowing about my account. She found out and put the silent treatment on me. She told me to take her home and she didn't say a word. Apparently girls put guys on probation periods because that's what she informed me of. I thought it was a joke and let it go. She also wanted to hang out wiff other guys ALL the time, I wasn't down for that. I know how guys are and they're just as horny as me, so I said fuck em. Long story short things came to a climax and I wrote her a nasty letter about her and her mother. Mind you, it was a very dark and detailed letter about everything that is possibly wrong with her and her boring life. I guess God gifted me with the "gift of gab," and I can fuck people up with my words. So more then a year later after never speaking to her, I found her on tinder and thought it'd be a joke to add her. Turns out she still has a heart full of hated towards me. I guess I'm hard to get over...I'm pretty irresistible when I think about it 😉 nonetheless I agree with most of what she says, that's why I'm a bit confused on why she sent it.... Especially my small dick, but even she knows that I fucked her, soooooooooo....

my small dick inside of you. don't you remember??? 

my small dick inside of you. don't you remember??? 

I love how she brings my mother into the situation, VERY mature. My mother knows I'm crazy and that I need therapy. The funny thing is I actually sent the text to my mother anyways, so #fuckit. And as far as drawing her, please don't flatter yourself rianna, I have an imagination that far beyond surpasses the curves on your body. I know I can be an asshole, but sometimes in life you have to. I know your reading this and I have nothing bad to say about you except that I love you ♥️ and I hope your life is fucking #awesome now that hundreds of people know about you 🙏🏻😇 #amen

#15

so far in my 22 years of #existance I've dated 2 #gurls. there are 2 types of girls: most "#normal" girls want to settle down with a nice, good looking, charming dude who will fuck them real good and procreate a wonderful, bea-ut-I-ful ##FAMly. it's the #american dream. you see it everywhere, those people usually live in the #suburbs driving at least one sports car or SUV. then you have your #wackjobs, like me, who want to run shit. but let's be honest, #woMEN who want to be #independant are very depressed/lonely bitches. they want to be hot shit. that's great, but even Nikki minaj needs a good dick after a while. if you want to be a #CEO or some sort of powerfully adjusted women in this #SOciety, let's cum clean. your going to be #miserable. I gaurantee you'll be rich, there's no question about that. but you'll be feeding yourself and only #yo-self at your 5 star #dinnerz. i'm not even drunk yet but that's ok. i meet most #girlz on #tinder. i've probably matched with over 500 #woMEN on that fucking app. but like most good things in my #lyfe, i always sabotage (#beastieboys) the good girls. i remember in 2014 i met a cute 19 year old name "tianna." she was cute and blonde andd sweet and didn't say much. she was happy and things were good. i also met a girl from #stanford who i fell in #luv wiff in on halloween. she wouldn've been the #purfect girl friend. "tianna" was cool and i always talked to her. she made me feel good but i just got bored. she never had anything to say and her only answer was "i dont know." so i wrote her a dirty letter about how stupid she was and we broke off.  when i was 18 i dated a gurl named "holly." i fell in luve but this time i was the boring one. she #dumped me and i cried like a lil' biatchhhhhh. here's the thing #wordsofwizdom, FEELINGS COME AND GO. NOTHING LASTS 4EVA. you might luvvvvvvvvv your gurl today, but tomorrow you might realize that shit is fucking stagnant and boring and mundane and cookie cutter, square bear. at that point you can dump them or #force yourself to stay #cummited, and later get dumpedddd, like me, don't get dumped, be the dumpER. if your reading this shitstorm, i'm glad you can make time for me in yo lyfe, cause i probably won't make thyme for you, unless your initials are D.B. so "tianna" was great but she lived 40 min away from me and didn't have a car or a license. so that was a bitch. i told her to take her permit test but she never got on it. we got in a fight and things got weird. she had a lot of guy friends, but i wasn't down for that. i know how guyz are, they're fucking horn-dogz just like me. so when she told me she was going to dinner with John, i was not diggin it. fuck that. at this point most of my "friends" havve abandoned ship. but that's ok. i like it like that. most people are fucking lame, but so am i. i still paint and draw everyday, nothing new there. i just got laid off my job so i'm pretty #drunk. sometimez i pray to #gawd but most of the time it's just me talking to myself. at the end of the day, no one can save you, you can only save yo-self. you got to be selFISH. if yoou're goal in lyfe is to get married and have kids and do exactly as my parents did, i encourage you to do it. just don't get divorced cause then you'll be another statistic in this fucked up country. most girls i meet are on tinder, just like the girl below. i met her on #NYE2016 at a bar in mountain view. i showed up by myself and was already tipsy. she was with a group of friends so i def felt like the 6th wheel. but #fuckit, i was there for some #2016 pussy. i missed the drop of #NYE because i was smoking a cigareete with some indians out front. tinder girl was blowing up my phone cause she didn't have a #NYEkiss. so i went inside and made out wiff her. then i made out wiff a 30-sumthing year old i met in line. but girls that are with their friends always fuck shit up. the chemistry is there but the friends always COCKBLOCK. me and "marin" aka, NYE Tinder gurl made out and she danced all over my dick. she was very sexy and turned me on the whole night, but her friends kept interupting. so i bounced and she kissed me goodbye and went home #homeiswhereyoumakeit. 3 dayz later she texts me at 3AM asking if i was still awake. like most girls i've met, in the beginning they always say "i'm not that kind of girl." but in this case, no means #yes. she caved in and spread her legs wide open on my twin sized bed. i'm getting a boner just thinking about it. i'm in a public library so i'm sure all these fucks behind me are reading this shit, but #fuckit. i ate her out, #micah'ssextip. she was a very loud girl but it turned me on even more. i'm sure my neighbors woke up and pressed their ears against the walls. she wanted me to go #RAWdog but as you know from #micah'ssextip, ALWAYS WRAP UP. i put a wrap on and anytime i came close to cumming, i pulled out and played wiff her #tits. i was completely sober and half asleep, but the sex was dope. she was reallllyyyyy kinky. she rode me, i rode her, then doggy, then climax. but like MOST good things in my life, i completely fucked it allllllll up immediately. i put some pants on cuz i didn't want her looking at my small #dick and then told her how i made out with another girl at the bar on #NYE2016. i told it as a joke but she didn't find it funny so she got up and left.. i went to bed and haven't talked to her since. a part of me feels bad but i think that's just my guilty conscience. that's what happens when you have a suppressive childhood. everything you do feels like you're doing wrong. everything you fucking do is a sin and #devilswork. but i realized sex is sex, but most women think it's a sort of #love thing. then they call me an #asshoole and then i get drunk to wipeaway the bullshit. but that's life. that's my life. i'm not looking for a girlfriend. i plan on being #SINGLE for the next 10 years. but my #art is only going to get better, unless i die #yung of course. i find it funny that a lot of people read this shit. people love to drive by accidents and keep driving. my life is a big accident that everyone wants to peek at. but that's ok too. i fucking hate you, but i luve you eveeeennnnnnn moreeeeee. #justsayin #butseriously

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#14

when it comes to women, I love a nice pair of tits. But what I love more than tits are juicy lips. But what I love more than juicy lips are tight buttholes 🖖 2 in the pink 2 in the stink. i never check, just go head first. i remember fucking a college girl who never tried anal, she was cute and I was horny.  she was also on her period, so I had to #switchitup aka leave the comfort zone aka go #backdoor. when it's time to penetrate and you don't have lube, grab your throbbing dick and spit on that shit and rub it on the rim on her #butthole. after a lil' 4play and once they're turned on and dripping wet, every hole is wide open. if you go #backdoor, take it slow, there's a big difference between her ass and her pussy. the best part is you can cum inside and no prego #creampie. but as for me, i never cum inside. ALWAYS PULL OUT. Most guys want to cum inside cause it feels sooooo gooooood, and warm, and gooey and romantic and soft, but now you're gambling. when you're about to cum, take 2 fingers and push up on your gouche, if you don't know where that is, you shouldn't be having sex in the first place. if you're in a relationship and in luvvvvvvvv and if you want to explore the depths of sexual ecstasy, tell you're partner that you want to #buttfuck. if she's say no, she's either extremely religious or your a shitty fuck. I'm not saying I enjoy fucking random girls assholes, but when your horny and the chemistry is there, new experiences are introduced. but like momma always said, don't talk to strangers 💁🏼

#12

Strippers will steal your soul, but don't forget to love them, with all your heart. They are precious but very dry, like your mouth, after a long smoke. Eat crackers and you will be dry to the bone. Don't forget your ID, no matter what don't forget your ID. It's your hall pass to life. When you have nothing else, pray to #jesus to save you from the darkness. "He will never leave you or forsake you." When you see your Ex, always say "hi" but nothing more. When the party is over go home. Home is where you make it. Love your neighbors and be grateful. Be humble. ALWAYS humble yo #heart #hart #harp. And life will be EZ.  I love you, always

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#11

The best part about having a small penis is that you have to work TWICE as hard to please a woman, aka, your mom(jk but not really). there's nothing worst than having a big dick and not knowing how to swing that shit in a pussy. i was always a nervous wreck when it came to women. i knew that I never could have a one night stand/hookup because i would only last 2 minutes before my lil' D blew a load. plus, Doctor always said to wear a condom, but what's a nig supposed to do when he can't find his size at the local Walmart?? I'll tell you what you do, you explore the deep depths of the Amazon.com and you buy a 50 pack of Irongrip condoms to wrap your lil' Deck. I remember when I had my first girlfriend named 'Sara.' she was freaky and wanted to #fuck all the time. but I was dealt the wrong cards by the gracious GAWD above and never pulled my dick out for the entire 3 months we dated. matter of fact she had to just stick her hand inside my pants and grab my dick and start jerking it. I came on her hand and her parents were in the other room. after i broke up with her she texted me soon after "you have a tiny dick ;)" i swore from that day I would NEVER have another #gf. I would find my #onetruelove and she would #acceptme for who I am(aka the bullshit fantasy your raised to believe). that was my plan. so for the next 2 years I worked out every fucking day and fasted every day to try and get skinny aka #6packabs. I was a very well groomed, sexy lil bastard who still prayed to JAH that I would wake up with another inch to my dick. the worst part of high school was football. i fucking hated that shit. some old fucking guys who had nothing better to do then bitch me around and tell me how to properly throw another man to the ground. that's not even the worst part. the worst part was after the games/practice when we cleaned up and got undressed in the locker room. I was very late to #pew-bur -tee and my shriveled balls were clean as a babies bottom. while everyone was swinging their dicks around and cracking jokes about whose was longer, I quickly changed and smelled like ass the rest of the night because I was too embarrassed to take a shower. Allah always deals me the wrong cards, but you know what you do with that shit, you EXPLODE! After high school I had sex for the first time with a girl named 'holly.' It was good but I couldn't hold back and came within 30 seconds. while she walked around naked I pulled up my boxers and hid my shit. I usually made sure the lights were off when we had any sexual encounter. we fucked and she gave me bj's and we were in #love #luv. but I refused to take showers with her, that would be too much exposure. when she broke my #gippy #lil' #basketcase heart, I didn't have sex for an entire year. I went back into my hole and thought building a #hotbod would bring the pussy back. but I bounced and went to New York. my #hornyheart wasn't enough to get the camp coucelors I worked with and you have no time to clean up your pubes when your sleeping in a fucking tent in the woods. so I made out and put my hands in some places but no pussy. I remember leaving the camp site and the head counselor asked my how many girls I slept with, I made up some bullshit answer and she told me she slept with 3 dudes. I was fucking embarrassed. she had huge tits though so it was nice. bottom line, I was too nice, #niceguysfinishdeadlast #always. so what's a lil' 3.5 inch(maybe 4)dick do,  he goes on a rampage. I hitchhike through Canada with my dick in my hand ready to stick it into any hole, #fuckit, #butalwayshaveyourirongripcondoms. I met a French girl in Montreal and we got it on twice. she was very romantic and young and innocent. i do miss her, but not really. anyways, she was great, but this was when I finally had the "ahaaa" moment. I was tired of cumming before the girl got any #satisfaction, #rollingstones. so from that day on I promised myself to ALWAYS please the women before you even pull your dick out. this goes for ALL you douche dicks. Put your fucking dick away and tear her pussy up. you can google all the #Spider-Man technique and all that bullshit, but you won't learn shit until you get your #sausagefingers in that wet pussy. if she's not wet when you put your fingers in, you're moving too fast. she should be leaking like a #brokenfaucet. then, that's when you penetrate, fingers first ALWAYS. If you want to be #machoman #alphamale shit, then just pull your noodle dick out and put her on her knees. but nigs like me don't have those #pornstardicks gifted from the heavens. So now let's get real, #timefortherealshit #therealestreal ##thetruesttruth. Look, I don't know how many times I've said it, but I don't have a BIG COCK, but you know what, to this day, I can please ANY woman! GAURANTEED or your money back* I can make any girl cum before me, the problem now is trying to get me to cum. when you're dick is so small that it slips out mid-fuck, you turn the tables and you find a new strategy. Powerfuck, finger blast, 69er, analpump, do WHATEVER it takes to make that bitch feel GREAT, not good, GREAT! If she doesn't feel GREAT, you failed. at the end of the day, sex is sex is sex is sex. you're not going to go to hell if you have sex #guilttripsincechildhood. nowadays I don't keep up much with my #fitNESS but I've already done that shit, it's overrated and another HIGH for addicts who have nothing else to do. if you want to be skinny, stop eating #wordup. I'm going off subject. because it's #thanksGIVING and I'm #thankFULL, I want to thank #JAH#GAWD #ALLAH #G-SUS for my "tiny dick." you can call me a dirty #whore, but I don't mind cause my #dickdonthink, it just goes. but ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS #3X wear a condom (irongrip) and pullout WAY b4 you feel your dick throb. NEVER cum inside, just don't do it. #nike says just do it, but I'm telling you, DONT do it. ALSO, don't b #stewpid and get AIDS. Good luck with that. If your going to fuck, go all out or not at all. Size don't fucking matter, just ask the stripper a few posts down, she sure didn't mind a lil' dick blowing her shit up. If your a chick reading this, I welcome you, but leave your drama elsewhere, noBODY likes drama, not even yo mama. I'm out. I love you always and #4eva

when drunk college girls are horny

when drunk college girls are horny

ALWAYS bring condoms

ALWAYS bring condoms

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#10

When you go to the strip club ALWAYS remember to turn off your flash. Especially if your creepin hard behind the first row. Strippers HATE pictures. Put your phone away and pull out those bills (cream). always go in to the club a little buzzed, it's never fun when your sober...like most things in life. don't sit in the front row, you're asking to get it. If you're a regular, make sure to buy a lap dance! If you can't afford it, you shouldn't be there in the first place. If it's your birthday, shave your pubes. If your a girl in the club, take out your rubber Tits. if your there for entertainment, just keep laughing

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